Do you ever dream of Taker?

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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby Speed Demon » Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:18 pm

I had a dream about Taker a couple of days ago.


I had cooked dinner and invited Taker over. So we're eating, and there's the last piece of fried chicken( big ass piece at that). Me and Taker reached for it at the same time. We narrowed our eyes at each other as my family looked in awe.

"I'm the man of this house," I said. "So I guess it would be nice if you take your hand away and let me have the chicken."

And he said "I'm the Deadman and can snap your scrawny little ass in half if you don't take you hand away."

I didn't take my hand away. He said "I see how this is going to go my friend. I challenge you to a (Yu-Gi-Oh) duel


I lost the duel and the chicken. But it was funny hearing Taker say "Dark Magician, obliterate!"

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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby BrownEyez » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:58 pm

best dream I have heard yet Speed Demon
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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby HeiressDy27 » Sun Apr 17, 2011 2:28 am

crazy and cool dreams everyone great job!
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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby Lizifer » Sat Apr 30, 2011 5:02 pm

Hah! Taker and YuGiOh! That sounds like my brain channel, Speed D! And of course, who could resist fried chicken? :smt008

Just woke up (really late this morning) from a Taker dream.

Unsure where exactly it started but from what I remember, my parents had driven me to the WWE headquarters to take some sort of written test, I guess to see if I was smart enough to work there, and I had brought with me a big tray of cookies to give to the Deadman, and in the middle of the test I think he walked by but I couldn't make out much details other than the shape of his face. I finished my test and got a score of 174 (whatever the hell that means) and thought 'Maybe I have a chance?'

I left the building arguing about something with my parents, probably wondering why I would want to work there.

Fast forward it a bit, I am in the middle of an open field, building a mansion completely made out of chocolate! Whose it for? The Deadman!


LESSON LEARNED HERE. Don't eat a half a pint of Ben&Jerry's right before bed.
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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby BrownEyez » Mon Oct 24, 2011 11:37 am

Page from Charmed wanted to strengthen her powers and she thought what better way to do so than going to where some of the most power evil beings hang out to play...
She found herself in this small town, it looked perfectly normal and had a corn fields. Page ran within the fields listening to the beings talk but staying clear out of sight, but there was one powerful vampire that could since her, Undertaker, but he was intrigued and didn't call attention to her.
When night fell Page was still around and stayed well hidden, until her presence was exposed after she tried to run to catch a bus that the others were getting on, intending to go to some party that another had screamed into the night. She ran almost just as fast as the bus drove and ended up on a different street that met a dark alleyway at the end. Page saw a female trucker, who must have been on a night job, being harassed by these vampires, who were low on the food chain in power, dropping a bus on top of the woman's truck with their strength and telekinesis (I think it was that). Page stopped them and fought them. Page called for Phoebe and Piper (which is weird because Page has the orb power that is required to do that not the other two sisters) and they don't show up as she fights the two. She then calls one more time and they show up behind her and Piper blows the two up. The three begin to orb out but Page is left standing on the sidewalk unable to orb for some reason. She lifts up her head in time for Taker's massive hand to wrap around her throat as he says, "What are you doing here?" Page begins to say "I have been here. You felt my presence and I have been in your head. I'm sorry I have violated your-" he cuts her off "Ha 'violated' you don't know the meaning of the word"
It was clear that Taker was going to let her go and that if I were to stay asleep that no doubt Taker would be a reluctant aid to Page and her sisters some how during the ending of this made up episodic installment of a Charmed episode.

(And then I woke up. Yeah that was my dream at least a big part of it, before the Page stuff I was in this town intending to run Educational programing as a projection on the wall of this old timey looking building. And that I was going to stay home from school in order to get a license plate for my sister, who hurt her hand and had to go to the doctors. And so on, but I thought that bunch of the dream with Page and Taker was that interesting part :D )
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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby RileyTaker » Mon Oct 24, 2011 6:59 pm

Huh, I'd almost forgotten about this thread...
I actually had a dream a couple of weeks ago, in which the Undertaker was a Batman-like superhero called Ghostman. who protected this city called Hellgate, which was in the Death Valley desert. He wore a jet-black costume similar to Batman's, except that it had 'Taker's symol on it, and had a lair underneath a cemetary. Instead of gadgets, he used his supernatural powers (like his lightning bolts in place of Batarangs and fireballs). He had a Batmobile that kinda looked a demonic version of the funny racing car they made for him during the Ministry era (you can probably Google it to see what it looked like), as well as a custom motorcycle. Some of his most frequent enemies were in the dream, too. Mankind was the Joker, Kane was Bane, the Boogeyman was Scarecrow, Paul Bearer was the Penguin, and there were a couple others, too. Teddy Long was Commissioner Gordon, Brother Love was the mayor, and Vickie Guerrero was there (but I forget who she was in my dream.) Michelle McCool was in the dream as Catwoman, who was the Undertaker's love interest & partner. All in all, it was probably the coolest dream I've ever had. :smt003
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Re: Do you ever dream of Taker?

Postby BrownEyez » Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:00 am

RileyTaker wrote:Huh, I'd almost forgotten about this thread...
I actually had a dream a couple of weeks ago, in which the Undertaker was a Batman-like superhero called Ghostman. who protected this city called Hellgate, which was in the Death Valley desert. He wore a jet-black costume similar to Batman's, except that it had 'Taker's symol on it, and had a lair underneath a cemetary. Instead of gadgets, he used his supernatural powers (like his lightning bolts in place of Batarangs and fireballs). He had a Batmobile that kinda looked a demonic version of the funny racing car they made for him during the Ministry era (you can probably Google it to see what it looked like), as well as a custom motorcycle. Some of his most frequent enemies were in the dream, too. Mankind was the Joker, Kane was Bane, the Boogeyman was Scarecrow, Paul Bearer was the Penguin, and there were a couple others, too. Teddy Long was Commissioner Gordon, Brother Love was the mayor, and Vickie Guerrero was there (but I forget who she was in my dream.) Michelle McCool was in the dream as Catwoman, who was the Undertaker's love interest & partner. All in all, it was probably the coolest dream I've ever had. :smt003

First thing I thought after reading this was "I wish there was a like button" lol :smt006 Mad talented/imaginative people on this forum! :smt003
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