Ritual Sacrifce and Woodchippers - The Spam Thread

[Dan]

There are some fucking sad weirdos and whacko liars out there!

Oh by the way, I'd like to share my good news that I have just given birth to a wonderful baby boy who we have named Little Show.

The creepy thing here is, you're probably not lying. You're in an elite group with the Governor of California.

[Devil's Advocate]

To do a meta-analysis you need more than one instance/study.

Really, IX?? THAT's what it means? Wow. All this time, I was using the word and had no idea. Huh. Hot da*n. Ya learn sumthin' every day.

[Insanity_X]

To do a meta-analysis you need more than one instance/study.

Really, IX?? THAT's what it means? Wow. All this time, I was using the word and had no idea. Huh. Hot da*n. Ya learn sumthin' every day.

Know your shit before you talk about it.

[Ed Burns]

There are some fucking sad weirdos and whacko liars out there!

Oh by the way, I'd like to share my good news that I have just given birth to a wonderful baby boy who we have named Little Show.

The creepy thing here is, you're probably not lying. You're in an elite group with the Governor of California.

There's a few people like that on here, but luckily we have people that know bullshit when they see it, and call it out. The people spewing it don't last very long on here.

[Shadow Soul]

Well being blunt..at least this little touch of insanity has been a change from the "I'm related to Taker/Mark" or the " I know Mark and we are really good buddies because my brothers uncles sister in law's nth cousin once ate at the same restaurant etc" that you usually get.

This is why I like this place..a bit of tom-foolery is fine but out and out delusion behaviour is dealt with strongly, which in turn makes it safer for everyone.

Shame that someone felt the need to do this....regardless of their age.

[Veritas]

Agreed. I don't want these type of people on the forum. We need to remember that there's a man behind that duster and Stetson, and that man deserves his privacy.

The poster has been urged to seek professional help, so we're covered on that aspect as well.

[Ed Burns]

Anybody remember the topic, "Are We Too Harsh???" here on the Forums??? We weren't being too harsh though... This topic could be added as a sub topic to that... This Topic thread fits right in with the discussion we had on that thread last fall...

[Nick]

Anybody remember the topic, "Are We Too Harsh???" here on the Forums??? We weren't being too harsh though... This topic could be added as a sub topic to that... This Topic thread fits right in with the discussion we had on that thread last fall...

I second this. We aren't harsh, we're just the biggest group of sarcastic, honest assholes an online community can offer.

[Luke]

Anybody remember the topic, "Are We Too Harsh???" here on the Forums??? We weren't being too harsh though... This topic could be added as a sub topic to that... This Topic thread fits right in with the discussion we had on that thread last fall...

I second this. We aren't harsh, we're just the biggest group of sarcastic, honest assholes an online community can offer.

Exactly. Stone the sad crazy bitch and then skin her alive, that's what I say!

[Ed Burns]

Anybody remember the topic, "Are We Too Harsh???" here on the Forums??? We weren't being too harsh though... This topic could be added as a sub topic to that... This Topic thread fits right in with the discussion we had on that thread last fall...

I second this. We aren't harsh, we're just the biggest group of sarcastic, honest assholes an online community can offer.

Exactly. Stone the sad crazy bitch and then skin her alive, that's what I say!

If that's the case... I got a couple hundred Bricks in the garage... I'll bring those.

[Nick]

If that's the case... I got a couple hundred Bricks in the garage... I'll bring those.

You know... my dad does have a wood chipper. ...

[Ed Burns]

If that's the case... I got a couple hundred Bricks in the garage... I'll bring those.

You know... my dad does have a wood chipper. ...

[cannibalcow]

haha remind me never to piss you guys off

[Ed Burns]

haha remind me never to piss you guys off

We're not actually pissed off. We're just showing our unbridled love affair with sarcasm, and ritual sacrifices...

[Shadow Soul]

We're not actually pissed off. We're just showing our unbridled love affair with sarcasm, and ritual sacrifices...

Ah yes...ritual sarcasm and sacrifice (notice what I did there )

A nice healthy mix to keep the trolls and RFG's under control.

I mean it could have been a lot worse, she got away with only a bruised ego...you know I think the guys might be mellowing out in their collective dotage.

[Devil's Advocate]

To do a meta-analysis you need more than one instance/study.

Really, IX?? THAT's what it means? Wow. All this time, I was using the word and had no idea. Huh. Hot da*n. Ya learn sumthin' every day.

Know your shit before you talk about it.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best laugh I've had today when I read that response. You didn't actually think I was serious, right?

[Devil's Advocate]

haha remind me never to piss you guys off

We're not actually pissed off. We're just showing our unbridled love affair with sarcasm, and ritual sacrifices...

God knows what this clan would do if they were actually pissed off!! LOL
And, is an "unbridled love affair", or more like a scene from one of those tawdry romance novels w/ the I-Can't-Believe-Its-Not-Butter-type guy on the cover??? GRIN GRIN

Aside: I shall procure the tar & feathers.

Shadow Soul : "ritual sarcasm" = beautifully rendered LOVE it!!!!!

[Nick]

I really like my woodchipper idea though. I mean, it'll be quick and painful.. painlessly painful. It'll be fun throwing someone in there.. watching their bones shred and skin peal.. blood gushing out of the other end.

[Shadow Soul]

Thing about wood chippers is they tend to only be good for getting people nominations for a Darwin Award...ie: hiring a chipper then positioning said chipper underneath the branch they wish to cut in order to save time (fatal words) then having the dumb idea of standing on forementioned branch while cutting it....... thus one less idiot in the world.

[Ed Burns]

With all the Darwin Award recipients in this world, we better get alot of Wood Chippers.