Ritual Sacrifce and Woodchippers - The Spam Thread

[Luke]

I love where this thread has gone.....ritual sacrifice and wood chippers! lol!

[Nick]

I love where this thread has gone.....ritual sacrifice and wood chippers! lol!

Can the ritual sacrifice be cutting her up with the wood chipper, and re organizing the pieces back together on the Star of David?

[Ed Burns]

haha remind me never to piss you guys off

We're not actually pissed off. We're just showing our unbridled love affair with sarcasm, and ritual sacrifices...

God knows what this clan would do if they were actually pissed off!! LOL
And, is an "unbridled love affair", or more like a scene from one of those tawdry romance novels w/ the I-Can't-Believe-Its-Not-Butter-type guy on the cover??? GRIN GRIN

Aside: I shall procure the tar & feathers.

Shadow Soul : "ritual sarcasm" = beautifully rendered LOVE it!!!!!

I was thinking more along the lines of the lonely Maytag repair guy on the cover... Since he has nothing to do... As for it being a tawdry romance novel... Nah!!! I was thinking Evil Dead, The Musical. I saw that play, and laughed my ass off.

[Shadow Soul]

I love where this thread has gone.....ritual sacrifice and wood chippers! lol!

Can the ritual sacrifice be cutting her up with the wood chipper, and re organizing the pieces back together on the Star of David?

Why am I getting a mental image of that scene from The Cube



OK..I'm beginning to like the wood chipper idea...think I could slip the mother in law in there while we are at it

[Nick]

Why am I getting a mental image of that scene from The Cube



OK..I'm beginning to like the wood chipper idea...think I could slip the mother in law in there while we are at it

I'll put it in good words: anyone can go inside the woodchipper. I just like the idea of torture, and infinite pain.

[Antony]

Why am I getting a mental image of that scene from The Cube



OK..I'm beginning to like the wood chipper idea...think I could slip the mother in law in there while we are at it

I'll put it in good words: anyone can go inside the woodchipper. I just like the idea of torture, and infinite pain.

Nick please remind me not to P*** you off in anyway

[Nick]

Nick please remind me not to P*** you off in anyway

Mwahahaha. Nah Antony, you won't go inside the wood chipper. Only a select few people that I want to go inside the wood chipper, will go in.

[Insanity_X]

can Luke or Veritas just kill this thread now?

[Dan]

I see where you're coming from IX, believe me, but why lock it? If a topic's flourishing let those who want to post in it post, and those who don't can just ignore it.

[Devil's Advocate]

[I was thinking more along the lines of the lonely Maytag repair guy on the cover... Since he has nothing to do... As for it being a tawdry romance novel... Nah!!! I was thinking Evil Dead, The Musical. I saw that play, and laughed my ass off.

That'll work...I was just thinking that rhe PF clan's love of sarcsm goes well beyond "boy-meets-girl" GRIN

And please name me ONE other place where you've had a single conversation involving: woodchippers, romance novels, and ritual sarcastic sacrifice? "MMmm...I love this bar"

[Ed Burns]

Only here on this thread. Since it was based on a total lie, destroying it with sarcasm, ritual sacrifice, and wood chippers was easy... Pass the kleenex... We got a mess to clean up with this one. Now we can officially lock it.

[Luke]

I suppose we can take a vote on it:

All those in favour of locking it say "Ritual Sacrifice."

All those not in favour say "Wood Chopper."

[Ed Burns]

Ritual Sacrifice.

[Nick]

Ritual Sacrifice.

[Shadow Soul]

Well despite the silliness....and talk of wood chippers.


Ritual Sacrifice...

[Insanity_X]

Ritual Sacrifice.

[Dan]

Wood Chopper[sic]. Sigh.

Guess I'll stand up for freedom of speech on my own, while the rest of you support the suppression of what should be one of our inalienable human rights.

[Insanity_X]

it's not about freedom of speach Dan. The thread has long since run its course.

[Dan]

it's not about freedom of speach Dan. The thread has long since run its course.

Well it sorta is. If I wanted to continue to post in this thread and it's suddenly locked, it's like saying you can only post on things we want you to post about. It's not as if the topic is spam (since we're actually having conversations), and it's not a flame post out to attack the original poster or anyone else. It's just a lighthearted topic about a lot of nothing. And what's wrong with that? Does every topic that isn't about a specific topic have to be locked? I think every time there's a new post in this topic I prove my point in keeping it open. Is this not the most active topic on the General board at the moment?

[Veritas]

And so the course continues.

Ahem. Wood Chipper.