Ritual Sacrifce and Woodchippers - The Spam Thread

[CreatureOfTheNight14]

Moderator note: This post is fake, thanks to IX and other members, it was uncovered.

Additional moderator note: due to popular demand, this is now the Official Spam Thread, AKA the Running Topic. Why is it called Ritual Sacrifice and Woodchippers? Don't ask questions.

I gave birth to this beautiful baby girl:



her name is alyssa marie calaway. she weighed in at 9ds, 8ounces, and 22 1/2 inches long. she was born yesterday.... july 7,2010... thanks to wwechristina and a good ol' friend of mine

[Ed Burns]

Congrats. She's a cutie. Hope all is well.

[CreatureOfTheNight14]

Congrats. She's a cutie. Hope all is well.

Thank you very much.... she's doing really good. We both woke up from a nap. Alyssa is such an angel.

[Dark_Lady_18]

Congrats Creature. A lovely little girl there.

[KaneTakerfan4life]

[CreatureOfTheNight14]

Thanks to KaneTaker4life and Dark_Lady_18 for commenting on my beautiful baby girl. I'll post pictures of her so you can know how she's doing...

[BAD01]

Awww she is so beautiful congrats

[CreatureOfTheNight14]

Thank you to BAD01 for commenting.

[cannibalcow]

beautiful little girl :) hope all is well. congrats!

[Insanity_X]

Colour me sceptical. according to your profile you're 14, I doubt your surname is Callaway, and that photo clearly does not belong to you.

[Dan]

Good points IX...which lead to me to search for this picture online and what did I find: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo- ... y-girl.php. It's a stock baby photo that was uploaded 3 years ago.

This is just wrong. And really, really creepy.

[Antony]

Good points IX...which lead to me to search for this picture online and what did I find: http://www.istockphoto.com/stock-photo- ... y-girl.php. It's a stock baby photo that was uploaded 3 years ago.

This is just wrong. And really, really creepy.

I agree this is very creepy, and the one thing I don't understand is what is there to gain from this? What's the point? A side from being creepy, it seems stupid that you would waste credits on a photo of a baby girl. Only to announce it's yours, when statistically it's not. And the creepiest thing is, you have informed us of it's weight and height.

[Insanity_X]

Not hard to lie about height and weight. Can I reccomend a STALKER tag?

[Ed Burns]

[Antony]

:crap

Love it Ed, the smiley says so much and gets straight to the point :)

And I agree Insanity somebody get this user a Stalker Tag or something.

[Insanity_X]

Can someone file a formal complaint to management?

[Knife]

Who gives a shit... Honestly. Just delete the topic.

[Dan]

Who gives a shit... Honestly. Just delete the topic.

Delete this topic. Are you kidding? Now this thread has actually become interesting.

Can someone file a formal complaint to management?

I'm not a 100%, but I think Mods have sufficient capabilities to either ban/block her account. Personally I don't see this as anything that should concern us. It's an issue she needs to sort out offline. I'm hoping she really is only 14 and we can put this done to immaturity, otherwise we're looking a seriously disturbed adult.

[Nick]

Who gives a shit... Honestly. Just delete the topic.

Ehh, I sorta agree with you. Well not really. I'm just waiting for more responses, I.E the thread starters response for being spotted as a creep. Epic Fail!

I'm hoping she really is only 14 and we can put this done to immaturity, otherwise we're looking a seriously disturbed adult.

I didn't even have to read through all the responses to realize the picture was a fake. The second I saw the last name 'Calaway' I said, fail. Secondly, the fact it has an iStockPhoto tag plus all I had to do was search it on their website, even bigger fail. The thing that scares me the most is the fact that she's 14(well I'm hoping) and she 'had' a daughter for the days people actually believed this, plus the baby's hair is way too long for being born the day before this was posted. Babies hair aren't suppose to grow that long on girls until they're like... I don't know I'm gonna say 6 months to a year at most.

[Devil's Advocate]

Ladies, gentleman and assorted non-category-fitting-types:
Can we go easy on the name calling here? I'm not quite sure what COTN14's point was with this..maybe it was just as simple as wanting to get some responses/comments. It's a bit murky, and not very honest, but as none of us know her situation, there's no need to be abusive. Can we just lock or delete the topic and call it a day? Must we run around brandishing pitchforks and yelling "stalker"? Geez.