The Absence/Return Thread

[TheDarkLord13]

I know what you're thinking, no I didn't feel any pain when I got it removed because I was sedated when they did it and the swelling wasn't noticeable either.

Thanks.

No that wasn't what I was thinking. I'm not a sadist.

Then What Was The Joke ? Was It Anything related to His Post Count ? (No Offence)

[nekropunx88]

I know what you're thinking, no I didn't feel any pain when I got it removed because I was sedated when they did it and the swelling wasn't noticeable either.

Thanks.

No that wasn't what I was thinking. I'm not a sadist.

Then What Was The Joke ? Was It Anything related to His Post Count ? (No Offence)

I think it was something about his intelligence.

[Dan]

I think it was something about his intelligence.

[TheDarkLord13]

I think it was something about his intelligence.

Love The Smiley !!!
Yeah Got It Now . Holy Ghosts !!

[Luke]

Hi all, thought I'd pop in to say hello. Feeling a lot more settled in my new place and seem to have more free time on my hands again now, thank God! Have been catching up with WWE on the Internet over the past couple of months, I mean, who would not want to when you hear that it is going to be Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25?!! And boy, what a match!

Anyone else exceeded the 6000 posts mark yet?

Well, yeah, anyway, hi, hope everyone is well.

[Speed Demon]

Hello, Luke, great to have you back, bro. You've been missed. Welcome back.

[Ed Burns]

What's up Luke? Been a while since I've seen you on the newsboard. good to have you back. No I won't reach 6,000 posts either. My wife would like to break my computer over my head... It'll probably happen too. C ya.

[Dan]

Hi all, thought I'd pop in to say hello. Feeling a lot more settled in my new place and seem to have more free time on my hands again now, thank God! Have been catching up with WWE on the Internet over the past couple of months, I mean, who would not want to when you hear that it is going to be Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25?!! And boy, what a match!

Anyone else exceeded the 6000 posts mark yet?

Well, yeah, anyway, hi, hope everyone is well.

It's been a while.

Good to have you back Luke.

[Straya95]

Hi all, thought I'd pop in to say hello. Feeling a lot more settled in my new place and seem to have more free time on my hands again now, thank God! Have been catching up with WWE on the Internet over the past couple of months, I mean, who would not want to when you hear that it is going to be Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25?!! And boy, what a match!

Anyone else exceeded the 6000 posts mark yet?

Well, yeah, anyway, hi, hope everyone is well.

Hey Luke dont lie, The only reason your back is because you heard Dan was dying(Jokes)

Luke you still stand the only 6000th poster! I struggled to get to 300

[Insanity_X]

Hi all, thought I'd pop in to say hello. Feeling a lot more settled in my new place and seem to have more free time on my hands again now, thank God!

Welcome back Lukey, and it's great to read that real life's getting a little less hectic.

Have been catching up with WWE on the Internet over the past couple of months, I mean, who would not want to when you hear that it is going to be Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25?!! And boy, what a match!

well I didnt feel the need to catch up with WWE, short of hitting the wrestling sites after the PPVs to work out how many points i scored in the prediction competition. but then, perhaps i'm the exception that proves the rule so to speak. or alternatively i'm a cunt who doesnt like UT any more but yet is incapable of finding the door. we'll never know.

Anyone else exceeded the 6000 posts mark yet?

Well, yeah, anyway, hi, hope everyone is well.

Luke, i'm not sure how to tell you this, but you have over 7000 posts. If you include posts made in the games board, you have 7061 posts. In answer to your question there are a couple of good posters aproaching 1K (and one bad one with more, but if you exclude the contentless posts his post count is much less impressive), but nobody who is even close to your insane postcount (seriously, you've been gone for the best part of a year, but you're still averaging 4.56 posts a day. Madness). I'm good, and aslong as i can pass my exams (which are looming) I'm off to Uni to do pharmacy. How are you and Jay?

[Veritas]

<facetious>You shouldn't say such mean things about me, IX. I don't have over 1k posts yet either.</facetious>

[Dark_Lady_18]

Good to see you back Luke

[Luke]

Thanks very muchly for the welcome back guys, in the words of Elton John, the bitch is back, and it's good to be back, in a non-Gary Glitter type of way.

Luke, i'm not sure how to tell you this, but you have over 7000 posts. If you include posts made in the games board, you have 7061 posts. In answer to your question there are a couple of good posters aproaching 1K (and one bad one with more, but if you exclude the contentless posts his post count is much less impressive), but nobody who is even close to your insane postcount (seriously, you've been gone for the best part of a year, but you're still averaging 4.56 posts a day. Madness). I'm good, and aslong as i can pass my exams (which are looming) I'm off to Uni to do pharmacy. How are you and Jay?

It was called having far too much time on my hands, probably spending too much time posting on the forum instead of doing university coursework, haha. I'm sure someone else will get up there one day.

Jay and I are good thanks, been almost a year and a half since we got together and I am very happy. I have moved around a fair bit, moved back down to Surrey from Ipswich back in August last year and ended up staying with my aunt, then I moved out and moved in with Jay and his flat mate for a while and just over a month ago I moved in to the flat I am in now, sharing with a couple, a pregnant couple I have just found out, which may mean me being asked to go in 5 months, even so if not, not sure whether I want to be living in a house with a couple and their new offspring.

Good to hear you are well Insanity, good luck with the exams. Where are you off to university?

[Insanity_X]

you arent the only one who posts here instead of working. Hell I flame people just to blow off steam (and because some posters annoy me). and while some day there may be a poster that surpasses your formidable post count (and by the grace fo god, may he not be a spammer) there will only be one poster who can post so much and maintain a consistent, high quality of posts. and that one poster is you.

good to hear that you and Jay are good, and yeah it may be a good idea to move out by the time the baby's born (assuming nothing goes wrong, which would be sad), owing to the noise and smells they produce. it's much better to be the occasional visiter to a young child, than somebody who lives with a young child (even on a temporary basis). that way you see the child when it's being cute and adorable, and then hand it back to the parents when it stops being cute and starts being noisy and/or smelly. (but i'm the worst person on this forum to take advise from about social matters.)

and in response to your question about my Uni, I'm off to UEA as long as i get BBB whice is both doable and below the usual asking price for pharmacy. so, baring any fuck ups by me i'm going to live in norwich for four years to learn more about what your GP can prescribe you than the GP does, and then making sure that what he doesnt know, doesnt come back to bite you in the arse. then spend another year making sure that im competant to catch the doctor's mistakes, prevent the arse biting and pass an exam on said topics. which means 4 years of debt, followed by a year of low pay and exam revision. which means i'm going to be flaming for the forseeable future.

[Ed Burns]

If somebody actually did pass Lukes' total, I hope it would be a good poster. It won't be me. I probably won't mmake it to 2,000 posts. 1,500 might be a stretch too. Luke definitely has the best quality to his posts too.

[Veritas]

I try to post quality, sometimes I just don't care though. Luke's a champ. And quite honestly, I have been on my other big forum (maidenfans.com) for 6 years now, and I don't have 6k posts there!

[Mysteriosphenom1224]

well im gonna take a few days off if anyone would care to know. Just got through a rough situation and i have to take some time off and chill (what every 13 year old does to get over something). Anyway Peace for a couple of days!

[Tom]

Hi all, thought I'd pop in to say hello. Feeling a lot more settled in my new place and seem to have more free time on my hands again now, thank God! Have been catching up with WWE on the Internet over the past couple of months, I mean, who would not want to when you hear that it is going to be Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania 25?!! And boy, what a match!

Anyone else exceeded the 6000 posts mark yet?

Well, yeah, anyway, hi, hope everyone is well.

Wow, it's been a while since I've spotted you posting. Welcome back, to you and your insane "post making".

[Lucinda]

Hey, Luke was here! And I missed him! Damn.

Also, just wanted to drop in and apologize again for the long vanishing spells. *bows* Life is very, very interesting, and hectic...and...nice. And crazy. Bah. I tend to go away, but I always come back at least once...

[HellsFire]

Like a dummy I had posted this in the wrong fourm I am sorry guys

If you are wondering why you did not hear from me in a while I was in TN for a while.Just telling yas