The fun house

[3XtremeTaker]

I like the fact that everyone is still saying Luke's picture was awful, except for Fidelis who is marvelling at the wonders of blancmange!!!

Haha, oh so true! Exactly, focus on the wibbly wobbly blancmange and not the fat woman, although, understandably, it is pretty easy to confuse the two.

Oh why did you not end that with the "Wibbly Wobbly woman" instead of making me think of it for myself?!

I never did the usual "go to someone's house" party it was always go bowling, gulliver's world (rockin' theme park in Warrington where i was born), go to the cinema...i dont think I ever had the ordinary "come to the house and play games" party!!

However recently i have been to many a "come to my house, get absolutely rat-arsed, spend the night playing tonsil tennis with the prettiest girl there and whom u happen to like (oh hell yeah!!) then wake up in the morning feeling the apocalypse is occuring in your head" party....oh i love them!!! And with 10 weeks of holiday starting in 2 weeks, lets hope there will be MANY MANY MORE!!!!

[Luke]

Oh why did you not end that with the "Wibbly Wobbly woman" instead of making me think of it for myself?!

LOL, sorry.

I never did the usual "go to someone's house" party it was always go bowling, gulliver's world (rockin' theme park in Warrington where i was born), go to the cinema...i dont think I ever had the ordinary "come to the house and play games" party!!

Oh well I have a huge family which has lots of children and now grown-up children in it, so there were lots of house parties for kids birthdays.

However recently i have been to many a "come to my house, get absolutely rat-arsed, spend the night playing tonsil tennis with the prettiest girl there and whom u happen to like (oh hell yeah!!) then wake up in the morning feeling the apocalypse is occuring in your head" party....oh i love them!!! And with 10 weeks of holiday starting in 2 weeks, lets hope there will be MANY MANY MORE!!!!

Oh you party animal you! Hehe! "tonsil tennis with the prettiest girl there", eeww, tonsil tennis! And with girls! lol!

Luke

[Luke]

Okay, I'm posting the link to this image as opposed to putting the image directly in here because it carries a content warning of an adult nature of sorts. My friend sent me it in an e-mail and it made me laugh so I thought I'd share it.

It's a picture of a college amateur wrestler and let's just say this is one of those rather most inappropriate moments for it to happen. Poor guy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/ ... tler34.jpg

Luke

[3XtremeTaker]

^^oh dear oh dear oh dear.....

poor bloke!!! And why does he not seem to have noticed?!

[Luke]

why does he not seem to have noticed?!

Haha!! Good point! God, I think I'd die of a heart attack if that happened to me! (no, not getting an erection! Just getting one in such a public fashion in attire which, well, isn't very good at hiding it.)

Luke

[DragonPlay]

A nice snug jock strap can save a ton of embarrassment.

[3XtremeTaker]

*resists making joke about knowing from experience, for fear of being destroyed*!!


Right I saw this photo and had a fit of silent laughter! You know, when you laugh so hard there's no noise whatsoever?!

[Luke]

*resists making joke about knowing from experience, for fear of being destroyed*!!

Oh no, please, do share, I am awfully intrigued....

Right I saw this photo and had a fit of silent laughter! You know, when you laugh so hard there's no noise whatsoever?!

Hahaha!! That is a good one! It took me a short while to see what you laughed at so much, but I spotted it in the end! Obviously it's not real, but it's just the dramatic irony of them and their cheesey grin poses and then the other plane coming head on, hahaha, loved it, Dan!

Luke

[3XtremeTaker]

*resists making joke about knowing from experience, for fear of being destroyed*!!

Oh no, please, do share, I am awfully intrigued....

No i meant about DP knowing from experience that a jock strap worked.....sorry DP!!! i know it's physically impossible, but still....

I myself haven't worn a jock strap - looks painful

[Luke]

No i meant about DP knowing from experience that a jock strap worked.....sorry DP!!! i know it's physically impossible, but still....

I myself haven't worn a jock strap - looks painful

Oh, darn! I was fishing for some gritty story about either you wearing a jock strap or an encounter when Mr. Happy popped up to say hello and stand to attention. Yes, yes, I know, I have a sick and twisted perverted mind! Tell me something I don't already know!

As for DragonPlay, well, she's a wise owl, she doth know of the wonders of ye olde jock strap from her knowledge and wisdom of male undergarments, lol.

I always find pictures of men in jock straps highly amusing in that the bits and pieces are all kept in place but the backside is completely exposed, lol. Oh, such childish humour!

Luke

[DarkFireTaker]

..I found the following video very funny..check it out and see for yourself..it`s a rollercoaster video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0ty88Rrj1E

[Michael]

^^ What is so funny about it. Is it because it's a big rollercoaster? I thought when you posted this the man in front would fall off. lol! I thought it, I am not wishing because I am not that damn harsh. But I do know someone who is! *cough* Luke *cough* lol.

And, Luke! Geez, that pic that you posted with the boy in the middle of a.... erection while doing what he is doing must be embarresing! In front of all of those people which may very well be over 100, and imagine his parents are there, boy. But, how could his erection show if he were wearing a jockstrap? Or is he. Geez. Crazy stuff in this thread!

[3XtremeTaker]

Something i JUST thought of - who took the picture of the erectile wrestler?!?! and WHY?!

[Michael]

Something i JUST thought of - who took the picture of the erectile wrestler?!?! and WHY?!

WHY? Maybe they thought it was funny! Or maybe they just didn't notice it. Not trying to be rude or gay, but how couold you not notice it? It is about 10 centimeters long! Geez! That has gotta be a record. Geez, it's just hard to not notice it. You know what I am saying. And for who took it. I have no idea!

[3XtremeTaker]

Michael, your custom title should be "The Penis Estimator"!!!!! Love it, one of the funnier things posted today!!! "It's about 10 centimetres long".....made me giggle!

[Luke]

Michael, your custom title should be "The Penis Estimator"!!!!! Love it, one of the funnier things posted today!!! "It's about 10 centimetres long".....made me giggle!

Oh Dan, Michael "The Penis Estimator! lol! Perhaps as a wrestling name it could be Mike Estimator, Mike "The Penis" Estimator, sort of a more crude variation on the Bret "Hit Man" Hart style, hahaha!! Brilliant! By the way, 10 cm, a record?! 10 cm isn't long for an erect willy Michael, that's only 4 inches dude! Okay, size isn't important and whilst I can't speak for anyone else, I know that mine is significantly bigger than 10 cm! Not that I've measured it or anything, well, not since I was about 15 anyway! Okay, okay, yes, I admit it, the last time was in fact yesterday!

As for who took the picture, I have no idea, perhaps a friend or relative who either didn't notice the protruding bulge or someone who did and was therefore interested or amused by it, lol.

Hmm.... *reflects on how inappropriate this post is*

Luke

[Michael]

Well he only loks like a 11 year old kid, how big can a 11 year old erection be? How big do you expect it to be? 10 Yards? Geez. It's only a guess. He looks young from his height.

And you admit it? That you measure your erections. Ewww...why did I bring that up? OK, can we stop with this erection stuff, I am eating. lol! And I don't think this is what Dan can expect from us, we should know better. Luke! I bet Dan will be made. But he's a nice guy, so he won't. Well, atleast I hope. lol! OKAY, but seriosuly, can we stop with this erection talk? I am eating. And it's funny, my food is going all over my plate.

EDIT: May I just add, I was joking Luke, I know you are joking. I am not that stupid! lol!

[Luke]

Well he only loks like a 11 year old kid, how big can a 11 year old erection be? How big do you expect it to be? 10 Yards? Geez. It's only a guess. He looks young from his height.

11? I didn't think he looked that young myself, perhaps I'm a poor judge of age, plus it's hard to tell his age or how tall he is from the way he's standing and the poor quality of the picture. I would've thought he was early to mid teens, I dunno, perhaps 13 or 14? Okay, that now makes me feel like a bit of a pervert for posting the picture in the first place, lol. Oh and I hope you were being rhetorical because I certainly have no idea how big an 11-year-old boy's erection is and it's been 12 years since I was 11, lol.

And you admit it? That you measure your erections. Ewww...why did I bring that up? OK, can we stop with this erection stuff, I am eating. lol! And I don't think this is what Dan can expect from us, we should know better. Luke! I bet Dan will be made. But he's a nice guy, so he won't. Well, atleast I hope. lol! OKAY, but seriosuly, can we stop with this erection talk? I am eating. And it's funny, my food is going all over my plate.

Michael, it was a joke! I didn't really measure it yesterday! I did when I was 14 or 15, yes, God, I'm sure many boys have even if they don't admit it, it's like guys who say they've never had a wank, oops, sorry, who say they've never sexually pleasured themselves, that's posh talk for jack off if you're American, haha!

Oh and Michael, I hope you weren't eating something like a sausage or a banana? Haha!

I really don't think Dan will mind too much about this somewhat rude conversation, although I agree, all this hard-on talk should stop now, lol.

Luke

[DarkFireTaker]

..about the rollercoaster video I posted earlier, I found it very funny cause the old man is by himself in the front, and he`s enjoying the ride..everyone`s screaming, but you can`t hear him scream..and, he had his arms in the air, LOL..I never imagined old people in fast rollercoasters..LOL.

[DragonPlay]

As for DragonPlay, well, she's a wise owl, she doth know of the wonders of ye olde jock strap from her knowledge and wisdom of male undergarments, lol.

I take kung-fu lessons remember and the uniform pants aren't any better at hiding an untimely erection than that kids wrestling outfit. The instructor now makes the guys wear jock straps cause of some embarrassing moments, and since he ordered that no other instances have occurred. The jock straps keep things from . . . sticking out and wiggling all around when they're sparring and such . Of course it's a bit less interesting in there for us ladies now. Oh well eh?