The fun house

[Speed Demon]

Haha, what tv show is that from?


I got something here, called 5 Most Awkward Kool-Aid commercials. It's a parody of the Kool-Aid pitcher crashing into the walls. Number 2 is the best one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_DEVaJJ ... annel_page

[nekropunx88]

Haha, what tv show is that from?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. My friend loves that show and when I went to her house she showed me some episodes and then I saw a picture she had that had that scene in it and I got curious today and found the clip on YouTube.

[Nairoby29]

"I don't speak epanish" the truth: I don't understand a thing of what Cryme Tyme says but hey it's funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYuKj30rGuI

Edge own Kurt Angle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssqbxsGY4R8 Thanks WWE for the idea! now who can I get with something like this

[Nairoby29]

Sorry for double posting but the last one was too long ago. here's a video I enjoyed a lot, a video of Jillian and Jericho with the song "Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roQk-JKMhCA

[nekropunx88]

anybody wanna go to Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk


he also does truck rentals and storage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8L7TnWx8As

if you go to the BBQ website you should check out the description of how he bought the restaurant.

[Speed Demon]

I admit, this video's not the best, but I like it. It's GTA's spoof of the Fresh Prince, basically.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUKhyl5 ... annel_page

[Nairoby29]

WWE put Santino to do some crazy thing but SO funny, like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaNpTh1lhls bad luck the sound isn't too great

[Speed Demon]

Here's a club mix of Homer's D'oh quote. It's funny. But the ending's pretty lame.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU8WwZpI ... annel_page

[BrownEyez]

saw this and it made me laugh. Men you might find this upsetting.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41244

[Dark_Lady_18]

saw this and it made me laugh. Men you might find this upsetting.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41244

Good find that, made me laugh. Might print a couple for fun lol. In the comments, I found a version for the females:
http://wilk4.com/humor/img/girlsnightout.pdf

[Deadgirl202]

saw this and it made me laugh. Men you might find this upsetting.
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=41244

I NEED ONE OF THESE!!!!!!! **not really**

[Steven]

I don't know if this ever got posted here, however, its funny as hell and deserves to be seen.

This guy supposedly got the job at B&Q for filling in this application:

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard)

SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)

DESIRED POSITION: Company's Chief Executive or Managing Director. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying in the first place – would I?

DESIRED SALARY: £150,000 a year plus share options and a Tony Blair style redundancy package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

PREVIOUS SALARY: A lot less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It was a crap job.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Reader's Digest Timeshare Free Holiday Offer, so they tell me.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job - no!
On my breaks - yes!

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy Swedish supermodel and who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

NEAREST RELATIVE....7 miles

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Oh yes, absolutely.

Awesome, or what?

[Insanity_X]

that aplication is awesome, I'd give him a job offer off of it.

[Ed Burns]

I think I'll try that once. I'm getting Laid off at my current job. Why not try it once for laughs.

[Dark_Lady_18]

Now that's one way to fill in an application lol. And the guy got employed from that application? I must've been doing something wrong then.

[Steven]

Apparently, so rumours state he did actually get the job from the application. They (B&Q) were said to have been so impressed by his wittiness and likeability that they hired him.

[BrownEyez]

the line "DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 lbs.?: Of what?"
made me laugh the most.

[Ed Burns]

These are my favorites:
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for Middle Management Hostility
SEX: Not lately, but I'm looking for the right woman(or at least one who will cooperate).
HOURS AVAILABLE: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS:1:30-3:30 P.M. Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

[Steven]

Glad you enjoyed the B&Q application form.

Here's another funny thing that has been spreading like wild-fire around the Internet recently. This is an enjoyable read, I must admit. This had me laughing nearly all the way through.

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
Mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
Of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!!
It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention
Of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body,
But rather to skid in sideways -
Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other -
Body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and
Screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'

AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

I thought this was absolutely hilarious.

[Ed Burns]

That's a good diet, and philosophy... Brandy and steaks anyone????