Do you ever dream of Taker?

[Lizifer]

I just woke up from one and this one scared me enough that I woke up thinking 'Holy @#$^. Wow. ' o_o

To save you the length, I'll cut out most of it. From what I remember it looked like wrestlers were explaining what their matches were going to be like at Wrestlemania, but they were doing it in a lecture hall in the science building of my campus like some kind of debate. At one point HBK got up to the front of the room and was talking, but I couldn't really hear him because Taker wasn't there to explain his side so I went back to doodling and wasn't really paying attention. Then I started hearing everyone around me screaming and I look up at the front of the room and from what I could see, one of the chalkboards had risen up (If you've never been in a lecture hall, sometimes there is two separate chalkboards to move up and down so the instructor can use the notes better) but instead of their being a second chalkboard, it was hollowed out and there were severed heads up all of Taker's forms *except the hybrid* talking about Shawn, who had backed the hell away from the front of the room. Right when the heads started talking did I wake up. What was scary was because up to that point, everything seemed so real I felt like I was just sitting in class.

Now before you start labeling me a crazy bitch, in my defense, it's the week before spring break and I am stressed, I skipped a chemistry class yesterday (conscience much?) and went through my folder of Taker videos because there was nothing on last night. So you can probably put the pieces together and see where this dream came from.

[BAD01]

I do dream Taker but only one ever dealt with him wrestling.

[Buddyclown]

I had a dream that I was at Taker's house and he was there with Michelle McCool and her brother. They were standing near the kitchen looking at a photo of Taker's kids, which he took out from his wallet, and he was holding the photo with both arms like he was holding an actual baby. Then he started singing some lullaby and Michelle and her brother were like "awwwwww", and I was thinking "man I wish I lived here". They didn't see me by the way.

Then all of a sudden I was in that rollercoaster ride scene from the movie Fear (minus the rude part); I was supposed to be Reese Witherspoon's character (but I was myself) and Robert Pattinson was Mark Wahlberg's character. We were making out and then I hesitated because I thought what we were doing was wrong. Robert looked offended but then I complimented him on his irresistable bad boy-ness.

Then all of a sudden I was back at Taker's house and he was still singing the lullaby, with both Michelle and her brother leaning on his shoulders, and then I walked off saying "f**king pansy".

[HowOldIsOldSchool]

A while back I dreamed that Star Trek Voyager was on the air still and The Undertaker joined the cast. Playing himself. Or like the Star Trek version of the Undertaker. He worked for Starfleet. I think they used him like Neo was in The Matrix Reloaded or Revolutions.

[deadboy]

I just had a crazy dream a few hours ago today. I was watching sd on t.v. and Taker was doing another one of his bacstage promos except he was really messing up on his lines so he had us go to a commercial break, when we returned I was in this huge scary looking house, the ceiling looked like it was going to break and my job manager was in the room with me. Then it cut right back to Taker's promo who seemed to be really drunk then and decided to get up and walk away, soon as he starts walking I hear some footsteps up stairs then the ceiling breaks and Taker comes crashing through in the room with us but does'nt land on the floor, instead, a black hole appears and turns out to be a vortex to hell. Taker falls through to there after a glass window traps him beneath it and is gone, I woke up after that.

[Speed Demon]

I had a weird dream about 'Taker a few weeks ago. I went to Wal-Mart for several items, and 'Taker comes up to me and says "I'm thirsty, can I have one of your Mountain Dews?" I'm like sure, and open the box to go get it. He snatches the whole case from me and runs. . I know it's pretty dumb, but that's what happened.

[wwechristina]

Lol man I couldn't believe that taker took the whole box of mountain dew. He must've been REALLY thirsty. By the way it is not dumb u dreamt that. We all have different dreams of taker so don't worry.

[Veritas]

All I can think of when I see that is the Dead Alewives D&D sketch. Except with Undertaker. Which would be badass.

[Buddyclown]

Just had this weird-ass dream where I heard somewhere that Taker had gotten injured during an Alice Cooper concert. I didn't even hear anything about him making an appearance at the show. So I went out and bought one of those tabloid magazines cause apparently they always told the truth. I saw the Taker article but realised it was 5 pages long so I was like "ahh screw it" and didn't end up buying the magazine and just walked off.

[Tombstonedvitim1]

In one week I had at leased 10 Taker related dreams.
3 were very cool I didn't want to wake up from.
2 were satisfying enough.
The other 5 were nightmares but those were still cool enough I didn't want wake up.

Still this is a duration of a week.

[LightingStrikes]

I had a bad dream last night and it involved 'Taker, Hogan, and some of the other wrestlers.

It started out that Hogan was coming out with another book called "Behind the Persona: The Darkside of Wrestlers" How I and everbody else found out was through one of the entertainment tv shows. So three monts later the book came out and I decided to borrow it from the library since there wasn't anything else that I thought would be interesting to read. I went home and started to read it. These are the parts that stuck out in my mind.

The first was about Vince and how Hogan had written that Vince was mean-spirited, shallow, and petty and that the only reason that his father let him into the business is because he felt sorry for his son. He said that Vince only pick and choses who he wants to move foward in the company. Hogan also bashed Shane and Stephanie saying that they'll always be in their father's shadow and that they really don't know how to run a business as big as WWE. He also said that Vince wasn't faithful to Linda and he hoped that she would stop turning a bling eye to his womanizing and leave him for her own sake.

He wrote that the only reason why Triple H married Stephanie is because he's greedy and wants more money. Hogan said that Triple H doesn't even love his wife or his daughter. He also thinks that Hunter might be bisexual due to his close realationship with HBK, and that Steph and the baby is a cover up. Hogan said that shawn is a washed up has-been and needs to quit.

Hogan called the Divas barbie dolls, as in they're fake, and he said that Beth Pheonix was trying to be Chyna and that she'll never be her. Hogan called Legacy a wanna-be NWO and the only reason Orton, Rhodes, and Dibiase was in the business was because of their fathers.

Last but not least he talked about 'Taker. He said that 'Taker is mean nd cocky and doesn't need to be in the business anymore. He called him one of Vince's main meal tickets and that's the only reason why 'Taker's still in the business. He said that the 17-0 streak is a fluke and it's cheating. Hogan also wrote that he thinks 'Taker is abusing prescription and otc drugs and maybe alcohol, and is with and has been with some of the Divas, if you know what I mean, including Trish, Sable, Sunny, and most currently Michelle. Hogan said if 'Taker doesn't quit while he's ahead he'll end up like the Superstars that are no longer here.

Hogan wrote that the WWE are full of fake, has-beens, wanna-bes, and drug addicts. My dream flashed foward to Vince calling a meeting at WWE HQ with the wrestlers involved and the board of directors after reading the book himself. Vince passed arounf excerpts from the books to them all. After reading everybody was as you can imagine pissed. Once again WWE was in the negative spotlight on nation tv. 'Taker, Shawn, Hunter, Vince, and some others went on morning and primetime shows to denounce the book and the lies being told, and saying that Hogan only wants attention. Fans were in an uproar and Dan started a boycott of the book on the site.

I woke up with an even more dislike for Hogan, but before I did the last thing I remember was a lawsuit being filed against Hogan for slander. My dreams sometimes come true, and I hope this one doesn't. I hope there is no brainstorming of this book what-so-ever. Hogan has sunk low, but i hope he doesn't sink to a new one by doing this.

[wwechristina]

Girl, that is one hell of a nightmare you had. I can't believe that Hogan would even sayhorrible things about the WWE. First off Hogan went to the defunct WCW just to have more money in his pocket and more publicity. Taker is the best in the business right now and for him to even insult and degrade the WWE and Vince is unacceptable. If Hogan even decides to write a book about the WWE behind closed doors, he'll lose a lot of respect and admiration from everyone. First off HBK is a happily married man with kids and I seriously doubt HHH is bisexual. I mean he was married to Steph as a storyline first. As time went by, he loved her dearly and married her. I hope this nightmare doesn't come true.

[TakerFan2010]

I've had a few dreams with him it it but the only one I can kinda remember is when I was part of the raw roster, and this was when Taker had the Ministry of Darkness,and he tried to get me to join his ministry and I refused,so he tried to force me to join and came after me,but i ran like my life depended on it and tried to hide,he found me and i think I woke up after that.It wasn't scary,but it wasnt a really good dream either,until I woke up and wonder why I didnt join the MOD lol.

[TakerFan2010]

I had a weird dream about 'Taker a few weeks ago. I went to Wal-Mart for several items, and 'Taker comes up to me and says "I'm thirsty, can I have one of your Mountain Dews?" I'm like sure, and open the box to go get it. He snatches the whole case from me and runs. . I know it's pretty dumb, but that's what happened.

lol that one made me laugh,I can just picture now Taker snatching up the sodas and taking off with them.

[Ed Burns]

I had a dream that I was at the gym, with my kids, and Taker stopped in to get a workout in. As he came in, Max recognized him, and hopped out of the nursery, over the half door and followed him around the gym like a lost puppy. Taker ended up getting annoyed by a 4 year old picking at him, so he decided to abandon the workout, and leave. It was kind of funny that in my dream, my 4 year old annoyed the hell out of Taker like that, because he annoys the hell out of me almost all the time now.

[Insanity_X]

I'm sure that a psychologist would tell you that this dream means that subconciously you want your life to be like 'Taker's but you're realistic enough to realise that it'll never happen so your subconcious constructed this image of 'Taker experiencing a part of your live.

[Ed Burns]

I doubt it. I've been known to fall asleep after a long night at work, after my workout, while watching Smackdown. I hit the gym after midnight every night. There's been quite a few nights I've slept with music on, and dream I'm at a concert... XM Octane... Gotta love it.

[Deadman talking]

I had a pretty memorable Taker dream when I was a kid. I dreamt The Undertaker was coming to the ring, but he was dressed completely in white. It freaked me out when, 15 years later, HBK actually did it.

[Insanity_X]

Yeah Ed, I meant to add that I think that dream interpretation is a load of shit (because it is), but I I removed it before I posted it.

[Knife]

I had a pretty memorable Taker dream when I was a kid. I dreamt The Undertaker was coming to the ring, but he was dressed completely in white. It freaked me out when, 15 years later, HBK actually did it.

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